Funny Quotes / Friends

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Friendship is the key to everything

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.