Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

All the best people are crazy.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Our craziness made us best friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friends are our chosen family.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.