Funny Quotes / Friends

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.