Funny Quotes / Friends

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.