Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.