Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

All the best people are crazy.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends are our chosen family.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.