Funny Quotes / Friends

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.