Funny Quotes / Friends

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

All the best people are crazy.

Friends are our chosen family.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.