Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.