Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Our craziness made us best friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.