Funny Quotes / Friends

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friends are our chosen family.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

All the best people are crazy.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad