Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Our craziness made us best friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.