Funny Quotes / Friends

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship is the key to everything

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.