Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.