Funny Quotes / Friends

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friends are our chosen family.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.