Funny Quotes / Friends

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friendship is the key to everything

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Our craziness made us best friends.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।