Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.