Funny Quotes / Friends

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friendship is the key to everything

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।