Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friends are our chosen family.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.