Funny Quotes / Friends

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.