Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friendship is the key to everything

Friends are our chosen family.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.