Funny Quotes / Friends

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

All the best people are crazy.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.