Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.