Funny Quotes / Friends

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.