Funny Quotes / Friends

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.