Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।