Funny Quotes / Friends

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.