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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.