Funny Quotes / Friends

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friends are our chosen family.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friendship is the key to everything