Funny Quotes / Friends

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friends are our chosen family.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.