Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

All the best people are crazy.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.