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मोहब्बत नहीं है उसे मुझसे ये जानता हूँ मैं फिर भी ये बात कहाँ मानता हूँ मैं

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.