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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Our craziness made us best friends.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.