Funny Quotes / Friends

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friendship is the key to everything

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

All the best people are crazy.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.