Funny Quotes / Friends

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.