Funny Quotes / Friends

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

All the best people are crazy.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.