Funny Quotes / Friends

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friends are our chosen family.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.