Funny Quotes / Friends

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.