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मर्यादा पुरुषोत्तम श्री राम के जन्मोत्सव पर कोटि-कोटि नमन। उनकी कृपा से आपके जीवन में धर्म, न्याय और प्रेम का वास हो। यह पर्व आपके हृदय को पवित्रता और आनंद से भर दे।

Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.