Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends are our chosen family.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।