Funny Quotes / Friends

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.