Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad