Funny Quotes / Friends

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।