Funny Quotes / Friends

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.