Funny Quotes / Friends

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.