Funny Quotes / Friends

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.