Funny Quotes / Friends

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.