Funny Quotes / Friends

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.