Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

All the best people are crazy.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friendship is the key to everything

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.