Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.